He hates those cans

In 2009, Big Sky Brewing Company was required (by law) to destroy all of the test cans run on it's new canning system. Seriously. Forced to destroy perfectly good MOOSE DROOL. The brewery used a couple of .50 caliber rifles for the job, to lessen the pain. 

Nearly 5 years later, the brewery is selling .50 cal bottle openers and I saw this as an opportunity to tell the story our painful past.  I had to go with the funeral music.